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Voldemort was Definitely Obsessive Compulsive

May 22, 2010
By Kelseyc GOLD, North Tonawanda, New York
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"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live." - Albus Dumbledore

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Voldemort swooshes down the street, looking like Death Himself. His menacing glare sends muggles cowering in fear, sends rats, hissing, back into their grates. Then a rat scamperes across his feet.

“AVADA KEDAVRA!!!” He screams, in near hysterics, at that wretched rodent.

Voldemort reaches in his inner-cloak pocket, that he had carefully, ever so carefully, sewn in himself.

He kneels down on the cleanest spot he could find in this garbage-ridden street in the slums, and wipes his shoe with a Quick-wipe, smelling his second favorite smell, sanitizer… his first favorite was Harry Potter’s shampoo. He just wish Potter would coif his hair.

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lottie_d said...
on Feb. 3 2023 at 10:15 am
lottie_d, Hereford, Other
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IM DYING OF LAUGHTER, THIS IS SO GOOD
BookWorm2007 said...
on Jan. 5 2021 at 9:11 am
BookWorm2007, Wayne, Pennsylvania
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I'm not sure what I just read but I'm glad I did!
GreenSoda said...
on Nov. 19 2018 at 6:04 pm
GreenSoda, Jeffersonville, Indiana
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“Both: "There's been some confusion for you see my roommate is ..."<br /> Galinda: "Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe."<br /> Elphaba: "... Blonde.” - Wicked

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Wow I don't even know what to say, this was so beautiful XD
Miniterror GOLD said...
on May. 29 2013 at 2:49 pm
Miniterror GOLD, Yuma, Arizona
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What the heck made you write this? I think it's hilarious.
elisabethphoenix GOLD said...
on Dec. 9 2010 at 8:27 am
elisabethphoenix GOLD, Louisville, Kentucky
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proverbs 31:30 :D

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xcrayolastormx, i love how one of your heroes is Isaac Slade hahaha he's mine as well!
xcrayolaxstormx SILVER said...
on Jun. 7 2010 at 7:00 pm
xcrayolaxstormx SILVER, Coventry, Rhode Island
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Haha. This is cute :D I like it. My friend will like it even more :) Keep it up!