All Nonfiction
- Bullying
- Books
- Academic
- Author Interviews
- Celebrity interviews
- College Articles
- College Essays
- Educator of the Year
- Heroes
- Interviews
- Memoir
- Personal Experience
- Sports
- Travel & Culture
All Opinions
- Bullying
- Current Events / Politics
- Discrimination
- Drugs / Alcohol / Smoking
- Entertainment / Celebrities
- Environment
- Love / Relationships
- Movies / Music / TV
- Pop Culture / Trends
- School / College
- Social Issues / Civics
- Spirituality / Religion
- Sports / Hobbies
All Hot Topics
- Bullying
- Community Service
- Environment
- Health
- Letters to the Editor
- Pride & Prejudice
- What Matters
- Back
Summer Guide
- Program Links
- Program Reviews
- Back
College Guide
- College Links
- College Reviews
- College Essays
- College Articles
- Back
Voldemort was Definitely Obsessive Compulsive
May 22, 2010
Voldemort swooshes down the street, looking like Death Himself. His menacing glare sends muggles cowering in fear, sends rats, hissing, back into their grates. Then a rat scamperes across his feet.
“AVADA KEDAVRA!!!” He screams, in near hysterics, at that wretched rodent.
Voldemort reaches in his inner-cloak pocket, that he had carefully, ever so carefully, sewn in himself.
He kneels down on the cleanest spot he could find in this garbage-ridden street in the slums, and wipes his shoe with a Quick-wipe, smelling his second favorite smell, sanitizer… his first favorite was Harry Potter’s shampoo. He just wish Potter would coif his hair.
Similar Articles
Previous Next
JOIN THE DISCUSSION
This article has 6 comments.
BookWorm2007 said...
on Jan. 5 2021 at 9:11 am
I'm not sure what I just read but I'm glad I did!
GreenSoda said...
on Nov. 19 2018 at 6:04 pm
Wow I don't even know what to say, this was so beautiful XD
Miniterror GOLD said...
on May. 29 2013 at 2:49 pm
What the heck made you write this? I think it's hilarious.
elisabethphoenix GOLD said...
on Dec. 9 2010 at 8:27 am
xcrayolastormx, i love how one of your heroes is Isaac Slade hahaha he's mine as well!
xcrayolaxstormx SILVER said...
on Jun. 7 2010 at 7:00 pm
Haha. This is cute :D I like it. My friend will like it even more :) Keep it up!
0 articles 0 photos 176 comments