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An Ideal-Circumstance Zombie Apocalypse

August 15, 2011
By Fangstorm_The_Vampire GOLD, Tehachapi, California
Fangstorm_The_Vampire GOLD, Tehachapi, California
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Favorite Quote:
It&#039;s a bird!<br /> It&#039;s a midget!<br /> NO. it&#039;s...... EDWARD ELRIC.


In a large jacket with lots and lots of pockets (and also, preferably, heavy cargo pants), store pencils, a pistol, hammers, pocketknives, steak knives, hairspray and a lighter, and the like. Carry an axe/bat/club/sword and a gun. Gather a little food, enough to last you about three days.
Go to the nearest walmart/Kmart/Costco (preferably Costco) with your friends/family and stay there. Board up the doors and any other entrances. THere will be enough food and supplies there to last for a long time, and if you run out of food, spread out all the soil and plant the seeds for food! THe ice in the freezers can be melted to make water to water the plants or drink. Light can be provided by flashlights.Eat only canned food or food that cannot go bad. If you brought pets, give them the pet food.
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on Aug. 17 2011 at 12:52 pm
Fangstorm_The_Vampire GOLD, Tehachapi, California
15 articles 1 photo 49 comments

Favorite Quote:
It&#039;s a bird!<br /> It&#039;s a midget!<br /> NO. it&#039;s...... EDWARD ELRIC.

Well yeah, but u know, I do kinda believe in zombies. If the world ends within a thousand years of now, itll be from ZOMBIES

on Aug. 16 2011 at 7:32 pm
DarkPandaAngel GOLD, Camp Hill, Pennsylvania
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&quot;How dreadful&quot; Cedric Diggory in A Very Potter Musical <br /> &quot;Ello puppet.&quot; Pirates of the Carribean

This is great. So funny. :D

DarkPandaAngel