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The Hunger Games Parody Part two
Haymitch: (walks into room, Vomits)
Effie: Like WTF!
Katniss/Peta: Heeey
Haymitch: Heyyy, my bad.
Katniss: You smell like crap.
Petea: (Looks at Katniss) You smell pretty!
Effie: Clean that up! I am not going to smell that all the way to the capitol!
Haymitch: Whatever… whinny mofo…. (walks away)
(Breakfast next mourning on train)
Katniss: So… (looks at Haymitch) are you ganna help us get ppls to like us so we don’t die?
Haymitch: Nahhh.
Katniss: (Starts to throw grapes) Jerk!
Haymitch: AHHH! ITS RAINING TAKE COVER! (falls off chair and spills beer) Damit!
Katniss: YOU BETTER HELP US YOU TURD!
Effie: WTH IS GOING ON???
Haymitch: IT’S RAINING!
Effie: STOP THROWING THINGS!
Peeta: I LIKE GRAPES!
(Silence)
Katniss: Peetas right.
Haymitch: why is it raining in a train?
Katniss: Its not raining you turd!
Effie: Why are you all being so ungrateful? We are feeding you food, giving you a comfy place to stay, training you to kill one another in a arena where everyone in the world will be watching you and where you will most likely die and this is the thanks I get?
Everyone: Sorry…
Haymitch: (mumbles) Stupid mofo….
Effie: Any-way Time to get ready to meet the people that pretty much decide weather you live or die!
(Opens door of train)
To be continued....
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