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Big Fart
On a beautiful Thanksgiving day me wand my family decided to my auntie house. When we got to my untie house it was packed. I seen my uncle as soon as I went in. He's tall, toned and light skinned. We always talk about how I'm doing in basketball and stuff in that manner. Next I went to go see my auntie. She is tall, skinny, light skinned, and funny. She always asks me when I'm going to spend the night with them. Every time she does that. I sometimes stay not all the time. Right when I seen my cousin Curtis I said how you been have seen you in a min. He said good man lets hit this 2k up. We went in the room and I seen Angelo and Elijah. They are brothers. Elijah, the youngest one, is skinny, goofy, and annoying. Angelo, the oldest, he is built, funny, and good at games. We started playing 2k as soon as we got in the door. I won every game of course. Then we got some food. Ohhhhhh boy, we had some good food. On my plate I had dressing, ham, turkey, Mac and cheese, and sweet potatoes. I ate all of it, I had about three plates. When we got done eating, we started playing the game again. We didn't clean anything up. So when my uncle walked in he was so mad. He yelled and said pick up all this mess. We did as soon as he said that. When we almost got finished cleaning up my cousin Curtis wanted to pull a little prank. He some papers and crumbs on the floor, so he told Elijah to pick up the paper and crums off the floor. Elijah listened to him and started pending over to pick them up. Right when he bent over Curtis turned around and stuck his but right in his face and farted. Elijah was so mad and started crying. It was so funny house his face looked. That was the best day ever.
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I'm a goofy kid when I was little. It was so hilarious how I was when I was a kid.