Oh teenage love... how it is so f---k annoying. Let’s be real, if you are shingle like me, you’ll see that people in love are annoying. Girl, boy (whatever you are) you don’t need to show your love to your bae every damn moment. True love isn’t always heroic men saving hopeless women or Disney movies (Like Jenna Marbles would say “just a life time of disappointment”). If you have friends who are in a relationship, IT GETS SO ANNOYING HOW THEY COMPLAIN ABOUT THEIR BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND EVERYDAY. I know you got problems, please talkin’ about problem you got with your bae is so annoying. It gets so annoying how couples make out in the hallway, like get a room. (It is okay to kiss ‘cause it’s cute but don’t full out makeup) Lets be real, most relationship in high school don’t usually last after High school graduation (But they are couples who last after High School, I’m talking to you Boy Meets World) If you are shingle like me, love your shingleness. Besides, St. Valentine’s Day is actually Shingle’s Awareness Day and chocolates are THE BEST.

SIPPIN’ ON TEA……………

God forbid you got a teacher, primarily a substitute teacher who complains about their bae every day. I love that a teacher is open about their life, but no one gives a f*** about your bae. (I hope your love life is good)

In summary, true love isn’t always that guy in those ‘80s movies or the ending of cheesy chick-flicks or rom-coms. True love is someone who still there went you are sick or on your period (I’m a guy whose writing this), or stills with you after setting up an item from IKEA. (Or if you shingle like me, f*** relationships)