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Juuls Save the World
Juuls.
The greatest invention
of this generation.
Without Juuls,
teens would just
be on their phones.
Instead they are constantly
going to the bathroom
to talk to each other,
face to face.
Since the invention of
Juuls,
social interaction has skyrocketed.
Anyways, phone usage
is the only real epidemic
that we face.
Juuls are creating jobs.
Without selling Juul pods, dozens of teens
would have no other income.
Juuls are growing our economy.
Anyways, economic growth
is the only thing
that we care about.
Why should we worry
about our youth
being addicted
to nicotine
when we have more important things
to worry about
like phone usage
and economic growth.
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