I’ve got no friends, no love, no allies
I’m just a dead person in disguise
My toes are black, my fingers blue
I’ve only got half a shoe
Who cares? Who cares?
I’m still alive
And I’ll do a jive
‘cause I’m still alive
I got an F on my test
My life is just one big mess
My house, my home blew away
And now I’ve got nowhere to stay
Who cares? Who cares?
I’m still alive
And I’ll do a jive
‘cause I’m still alive
I’ve been chewin’ on the same piece o’ bread all week
Everyone thinks o’ me as ravenous an’ weak
My shirt’s ripped, my pants ar’ torn
All that’s left to do’s mourn
Who cares? Who cares?
Not me, that ain’t who,
Even though I’ve only got half a shoe
A toast to me, a toast to life
‘cause I’m still alive an’ that’s alright
Many people can’t seem to understand…
But just being alive’s simply grand!