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My converted-to-a-gamer confession
I won't admit it.
No matter how many Halo videos you send me,
No matter how much I think I'd enjoy playing Halo,
No matter how many times you ask me to play Minecraft,
(I drowned in creative mode I think...I don't know if that's possible but I did it)
No matter how many times I accidentally kill you or get killed by you in super smash bros
No matter how many times you have me play FNAF VR on the oculus,
(I am scarred for life and I will 100% do it all over again)
No matter how many raptors or dodos you talk me through training,
(I don't know what game you're talking about, but the graphics are cool)
No matter how much video game lingo I've learned to understand by being friends with you,
(Heaven help me)
I will never tell you
That the only reason I don't like playing video games,
(Even though I have SO much fun when I do)
I will never
Never ever
Even so much as utter a word
And admit
That
After all of that
I still honestly don't know how to use the controller.
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Written about/to/for one of my guy best friends. Love you bro, and if you're reading this, now you know why I'm so bad at video games.