Indeed, I used the box of Herbal Essences
shade 117 number 55,
that smells like freshly cut roses.

Never, I'm wearing a brown beautiful wig.

Of course, doesn't it contrast my blue eyes well?

Absolutely not, I haven't been in the sun all winter,
and it has gotten to be
10 shades darker over night.

Yep, it only cost $8.99.

Nope, when you saw me yesterday it looked like this.

Definitely, my hair now feels like part of the family,
and I don't have to be ostracized
for being the only blondie blue eyed child.

Doubtfully, are you sure you have the right person?

Surely, now I look more exotic, extreme, and even extravagant.

Questionably, I just haven't showered in 3 weeks
and my hair is getting so greasy
that it is appearing to be darker.

No, my hair is always this dark, and makes me look as pale as a ginger.

Yes, now you cant make dumb blond jokes any more.