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john and the sharks
July 30, 2008
When John swam in the ocean
with a bottle of suntan lotion,
he didn't have a clue
that what he was doing was causing commotion.
He swam through the ocean
and met a great white shark,
and promptly rubbed on him
the bottle of suntan lotion
When John cam out the people asked
"How did you make it out here in the sand?"
John looked at them and calmly said
"It's funny how sharks never grow out a tan."
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