Fine! I’ll admit it!
I am a hypocrite…
I play the part, but I don’t know the lines.
I am hypocrite because,
I will put a plague on both your houses,
But I still believe in love,
I am a hypocrite because,
I love cats,
And I love dogs,
I am a hypocrite because,
I hate Hannah Montana,
But one time, I sang “See You Again”,
At the top of my lungs in the shower,
I am a hypocrite because,
I love Edward,
But I would totally do Jacob!
(You girls know what I’m talkin’ about)
I am a hypocrite because,
I complained about conformity,
And then bought a pair of Vans,
I am a hypocrite because,

Beauty is on the inside,
But I won’t leave the house without primping,
I am a hypocrite because,
I am an atheist,
But I still want something to believe in,
I am a hypocrite because,
I dislike America,
But I still want my freedom,
I am a hypocrite because,
I will steal originality,
And call it my own,
I am a hypocrite because,
I will complain about being unproductive,
And then sleep all day,
I am a hypocrite because,
I want to be taken seriously,
But I will still laugh when someone farts,
I am a hypocrite because,
I like when things are easy,
But will say that I like a challenge,
I am a hypocrite because,
I want to be unique,
But I don’t want to be different.
I admit it, I admit...
I am a hypocrite,
Now I have told the truth,
I am a hypocrite,
Now what about you?