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How To Raise a Kid

May 23, 2018
By Herbstt GOLD, Hartland, Wisconsin
Herbstt GOLD, Hartland, Wisconsin
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Ingredients:
Have one kid (for starters)
Equipped with a long term supply of money
A lifetime of energy
A galaxy of possibility
A sprinkle of punishments and consequences
Provide shelter until 18 years of age
Directions:
First you have to start out with one child (straight out of the womb is preferred).
Bring child home and create a habitable living environment for it.
For first few weeks, feed child constantly, but after a year or so, then feed 3 times a day for optimal growth.
Spoil child with love and opportunities for adventure.
Around ages 5-7, child typically begins to show true personality and could potentially become irritable.
Do NOT be afraid to make child suffer from consequences due to improper behavior.
Keep a close watch on child until age 13, then slowly let teen become more independent and grow up.
Be reasonable with teen, understand they are growing and need to learn from mistakes.
Finally when 18 comes, adult should be on highway to success.



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