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Bridezilla
April 16, 2012
In the back of the church,
In shades of bumble bee,
Women get ready in a half drunken daze
While hiding in the back so as not to be seen.
Godzilla in white,
Stomps into the room.
Bridesmaids fly in all directions,
All the guests can hear is boom.
Screeching in tune with the violin,
Last minute orders are barked.
Limo has been towed away,
After being incorrectly parked.
The monster hidden under a cream puff,
No sign of those green scales,
Just a flash of new blue shoes,
Before the groom sees her and bails.
© Bryttany O., Shenandoah, PA
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