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I Think My Brother's A Werewolf MAG

January 27, 2014
By jacobelicramer BRONZE, Pepper Pike, Ohio
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I think my brother's a werewolf!
It's hard to believe but so true!
At dusk he is like a great beast!
He's hairy and scary; bearded too!

He's never around in the daytime.
He sneaks out with a creepy girl.
I have a feeling that someday,
she'll eat his gross flesh … and then hurl!

I see red bumps on his forehead
that count the days 'til a full moon.
I sure hope he's not contagious!
Or I'll be a werewolf quite soon!

Scratching his head doing homework!
Wetting his bed while he's asleep!
These are just a few of the signs
proving that he's a monstrous creep!

I went to my mother and told her
about my brother superbly.
Then she giggled and simply said,
“Dear, he's going through puberty!”

© Kyle W., Pompton Plains, NJ

The author's comments:
My older brother has had a multitude of major changes happen to him recently. In this piece, I decided to shine light on this situation, bringing humor and wit to it.
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Deylanda XO SILVER said...
on Oct. 26 2014 at 1:43 pm
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lol so beautiful
TheDolphin ELITE said...
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This is beautiful.