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Idiots
April 3, 2019
You smart cupcake,
you.
I’m the big cheese.
A piece of pie?
You want a piece of pie?
Too
bad.
You will need to pry it
from my cold, dead
turkey legs.
Oh?
So you did?
It’s hard,
isn’t it?
You bit off more
than you can swallow.
Don’t cry
over spilt gravy.
It’s your fault
after
all.
Oh look!
There!
It’s up in the pear
(tree).
What’s the new gravy?
Oh.
The turkey
has left
the chat.
© Brynne L., Williamsburg, VA
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