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I'm Glad I'm Not
I'm glad I'm not a girl,
Who fusses on her hair.
I'm glad I'm not a girl,
Whose head is full of air.
I'm glad I'm not a girl,
Who strictly follows the trends
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Who's afraid to be unique!
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