You are my prince
And I am your princess

I wish, I wish
I dream, I dream

The prince likes the maid
How stupid are you?

I frown, I frown
I scream, I scream

You are mine, you idiot
You can’t get away
We’re destined for each other
So go fire that woman!

I see the way you look at her
And how she looks at you

Roll my eyes, roll my eyes
Ignore it, ignore it

I take your hand
And smile my best at you

See me? See me?
Look at me! Look at me!

Why can’t you even pretend?
I know she’s pretty
I know she probably is better…
What am I saying!

I am pretty! [don’t you see me]
I am smart! [I'll bet she isn’t]
I am rich! [she has to work a lot]
Look at me? [don’t ignore me]

Assuring me that you still like me
Only ‘like?’ That’s all?

I turn away, I turn away
I sigh, I sigh

The truth is you only wanted me
For the money and the title

I run, I run
I cry, I cry

But you are still mine, you idiot
I will make sure
That you are miserable
For the rest of your life!

I smile, I smile
I laugh, I laugh