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Progress Radio Brings You...A Mechanized World!
Good morning, everyone, and
Welcome to Progress Radio!
Today, we bring to you reports
That society has finally become
SO advanced, that scientists have
Devised a way to completely
Eliminate grass and nature--
Mechanical trees!
Who ever liked those pesky little
Ants and bees anyway?
The radio flickers out with static.
My gaze thins with the sting of irony
As I consider how
People often mention
How advanced our society is,
How future-forward we are.
They marvel
When they find out
That the Mayans had
“An almost completely accurate calendar!”
Or that the Egyptians
“Actually understood the rotations of the planets!”
What they don’t know--
As we look back with disgust now
At posters showing women as intellectually inferior,
Advertisements degrading blacks as dwarfed in the mind,
People will look back at us,
And scorn us for our view
That just because we are more advanced in technology,
Becoming so reliant on computers and science
That we forget the value of learning from and protecting nature,
That just because the average person can explain
How to use a television, or cell phone,
Yet thrown into nature, cannot tell the difference
Between a harmless plant and a poisonous one,
That we--the “modern thinkers”--are more advanced
That we alone hold the keys to the truth
We are the ones with the portal to a better society.
What a surprise they’re all in for!
When we’re left with a barren world
Devoid of resources
And finally, of life.
Coming up next,
Temperature-controlled oxygen,
Fur-free animals,
Purified dirt--
You’ll never have to go outside again!
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