I don’t really know how this works.
I know “it” goes in “there,”
But what about the rest of it?

We’ve seen it all online,
But how do you put “that” “there”
While doing “this” with “that”

I think that internet stuff is too advances.
Maybe we just do what’s natural?
Woah, okay, this is not natural.

Your hand is there and my mouth is here
And “it’s” over there, but “that’s” over here
And how are you supposed to get “that” in this?

We did it! We’re doing it!
Oh, you’re done? I wasn’t.
That was fast, but okay.

Maybe we should rethink this next time,
Or just not think at all.
Actually, let’s just stick with kissing.