We are nerds
With our bulky, goofy glasses,
Our big, red, ugly zits,
And our pleated, tan slacks pulled high up to our waists.

We are nerds
Smart, smelly, small, and smited by

all.
We are isolated like a bird

out of the nest.

We are nerds
We watch “Star Trek” from dusk

until dawn,
With Cheeto stains covering our clothes.

We are nerds
When we walk in the door,
The girls flee like a deer

that’s heard a gunshot
And avoid us at all cost

We are nerds
Homework is our life,
Math is our religion
And grades are the only thing

that we worry about.

We are nerds
A stereotype is that we love “Star Wars”
But don’t worry,
We are against the dark side
And one with the force.