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Better Life MAG

October 20, 2014
By theanonreader GOLD, Pensacola, Florida
theanonreader GOLD, Pensacola, Florida
19 articles 0 photos 15 comments

Favorite Quote:
you can tell a lot about a person by the books he reads<br /> -unknown


Thank you for choosing Better Life.* You have several options to choose from:
Hair
Gender
Makeup
Eye
Face
Body type
Skin color
Noses
Lips
Hands and feet
Hips
Stomach

And many others

Because you are using our top-of-the-line software, you can choose up to 1,000
combinations that will make you perfect, just like everyone else.

*Disclaimer: this program has the ability to take away any and all things socially deemed as “weird.”
If you do not wish to continue, please exit this program now.

If you agree to the terms and conditions of this program, we can give you a better life: friends, jobs, family
There will be a small fee of $210.00 that will go toward funding and advertising
We thank you for choosing to have a better life
To be perfect is a perfect thing.


The author's comments:

this was inspired by the Ugly series and also the fact that everyone wants to be like everyone else


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on Mar. 2 2015 at 1:15 pm
theanonreader GOLD, Pensacola, Florida
19 articles 0 photos 15 comments

Favorite Quote:
you can tell a lot about a person by the books he reads<br /> -unknown

thank you!

on Mar. 1 2015 at 6:55 pm
Ray--yo PLATINUM, Kathmandu, Other
43 articles 2 photos 581 comments

Favorite Quote:
God Makes No Mistakes. (Gaga?)<br /> &quot;I have hated the words and I have loved them, and I hope I have made them right.&quot; -Liesel Meminger via Markus Zusac, &quot;The Book Thief&quot;

This is really cool, very unique, too.

on Nov. 20 2014 at 2:30 pm
theanonreader GOLD, Pensacola, Florida
19 articles 0 photos 15 comments

Favorite Quote:
you can tell a lot about a person by the books he reads<br /> -unknown

oh my.....thank you so much! you have no idea how happy reading your comments make me! most of my works are simply a spur-of-the-moment thing and i never really expect them to turn into what they do. i think i had like 10 minutes before the end of class and i was trying to kill time when i wrote this. ;~;

on Oct. 25 2014 at 10:13 am
EmilytheBelleofA. DIAMOND, Athens, Georgia
81 articles 5 photos 1486 comments

Favorite Quote:
To love is to be vulnerable; Triumph is born out of struggle; We notice shadows most when they stand alone in the midst of overwhelming light.

Oh, my gosh. This is amazingly and beautifully, well-written. It's just perfect and phenomenal. When I first started reading this, I was ... I don't know how to explain it, but I do know that this is amazing and wonderful. It's just perfect to me. I have read only book of the Ugly series, but I'm hoping to read the rest soon. I'm so happy for you! Congrats on getting a editor's choice; you truly deserve it! :) You really have such a talent and greatness and light in you; and you are a amazing and wonderful, talented writer. :) Thank you, so much, for sharing this!