Friday:

Its Friday Evening

Oh, what must I do this time

I dont know, some sleep?

Shelf:

Why do you do this

Mother, get off of the shelf

You´re gonna crack your head

Nights:

It is now the night

Should we go right to sleep now?

No, said Mr. Quaram

Life:

How do you live Sam?

Maybe its suffering, maybe not

No, its just Spongebob

Hi:

Bonjour, said Frenchman

Frenchman, said the old Bonjour

Frenchman: que diable

Dust:

Someone else bites the dust

Wait no. You don’t bite it

Biting is not cool

The Original Facebook:

Yearbook, book of year

Why do you hide your tears

Yearning for all peers

Stop making me write:

I don’t know this stuff

Make your own haikus children

I can’t help all you

House:

Why is the stove on

I thought you turned it off dude

Now the house will burn

Gray:

Brown, it means a bit

My English Teacher, tan skin

But drought, shows itself

Mom:

Can you stop poking

It is really bugging mom

Halt, or I will screech

Mine:

Why do I leave home

It has all of my good things

Outside has nothing

Misery:

Pizza has flavor

You can top it with cool things

You can also sob too

Tackle:

Football. Why is it

Guys just tackle eachother

It isn’t very fun

Tough:

Why do we spell weird

Like tough and dough, they don’t rhyme

But tough and bluff do

Math:

Math homework is hard

Why don’t we get the stuff today

Maybe tomorrow

Sir:

Go to corner store

I want a candy bar right now sir

Halt, or I will screech