No, wars not rude.
I mean we must love it being it seems it is all we do.
With al the fighting and talking someone is doomed to be sued.
Why can't we all just give up and start anew.

No, war is not tough.
You don't need to be strong.
It rarely happens, but it may get rough.
And war now days, war doesn't just happens because someone or something is wrong.
It is caused by all different kinds of stuff.
So please pass the pig, don't be a hog.

Now I'm sorry, but I was only joking about what I've just said.
I do not like war, I think it is stupid and wish you all could see
I will not join in, I will not be lead.
In war there will be no me and so therefore, there will be no we.
Besides if I left war I would miss my own bed.
So let us go and dump some tea.
For I could never stand all that red.
I am sorry brother, but war is not for me...