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Old Woman Named Dave
There was an old woman named Dave.
Who used to rob old people's graves.
Till the day she got caught.
The cop that she fought.
Was a skeleton who rose from his grave.
The skeleton that rose from his grave.
Was a man who couldn't behave.
He would peep through holes.
A world clas troll.
Till the day he met old woman Dave.
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