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Flat Earth
F-F-F-F Flat, uh
F-F-F-F Flat, yeah
F-F-F-F Flat, alright now
Flat Earth is real, I'm rapping up the truth,
If you don't believe, I mean that's cool,
But if you lay out the facts,
Study them hard,
And think,
Jupiter,
Stupider,
Mars,
Bars,
You call my an idiot,
Turns out I’m illiterate,
My fellow frat brothers,
With all diff-er-ent mothers,
Agree with the facts,
That the Earth is very flat, uh, bars
All the water would fall out if the Earth was round,
See I’m spittin’ facts right off of the ground, uh,
Tell me I’m wrong,
Well look at the proof,
If the Earth was round,
Then your chimney would fall off the roof, uh,
Bars
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*cough* *cough* The Earth is Flat
I wrote this song because this is what I believe, and I really like what I believe in, so please keep your hateful comments to yourself.
Thank you and Goodnight.