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O Vampires
O Vampires
O Vampires
I’m fastening stakes to my tires.
I’ll bathe you in gold sunlight,
I’ll take your fangs so you can’t bite
O Vampires
O Vampires
I’m fastening stakes to my tires.
I’ll put a stake thorough your cold heart
Have my dogs tear you all apart
O Vampires
O Vampires
I’m fastening stakes to my tires.
I will shove garlic up your nose
Till it comes out your piggy toes
O Vampires
O Vampires
I’m fastening stakes to my tires.
Sharpen your fangs I will remind
But my neck you’ll never find
O Vampires
O Vampires
I’m fastening stakes to my tires.
With that wood stake in your brain
I bet you won’t be quite so lame
O Vampires
O Vampires
I’m fastening stakes to my tires.
I’ll kill you by decapitation
So you won’t plague our old nation
O Vampires
O Vampires
I’m fastening stakes to my tires.
May I ruin all that lace
Splash holy water in your face?
O Vampires
O Vampires
I’m fastening stakes to my tires.
I’ll blast your face off with a tank
Dismantle you from your high rank
O Vampires
O Vampires
I’m fastening stakes to my tires.
Not a drop of blood you’ll get
Not even once you’ve thrown a fit
O Vampires,
O Vampires
I’m fastening stakes to my tires.
I’ll put you on a blood diet
And wonder if you’ll survive it
O Vampires
O Vampires
I’m fastening stakes to my tires!
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