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parody: Do Your Pants Hang Low? ^.^
April 26, 2010
(sung to the melody of “Do Your Ears Hang Low?”)
Do your pants hang low?
Held up by a studded belt
Do you show your boxers off?
Pink, white, blue, or polka-dots
Do you wear baggy pants?
Like a guy just out of jail
Do your pants hang low?
Do you stagger left and right?
Bend your knees to keep your balance
Do you try to act so Gansta?
Try to act just like the rest
Have your pants fallen down?
To your feet upon the floor
Do your pants hang low?
© Tori D., Marblehead, MA
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MissPiglette BRONZE said...
on May. 15 2010 at 9:35 am
Hahaha, wow! This is really a twist of reality. :P
btw: The reference to "jail" comes from the actual origin of the current "fashion" of pants. In jail, inmates were not allowed to wear belts, for fear they would choke themselves. By the time an inmate was released from jail, in this case a "he", would usually have lost a lot of weight, and come out with pants hanging off his hips. Eventually, this became fashionable, as it looked "tuff".