Baseball is an interesting sport
It is as painful as breaking an arm
It is as hard as winning a fight with your dad
It is as difficult as learning a new language


Baseball is a creative sport
It is as stinky as smelling like a garbage can
It is as sweaty as pouring a water bottle on you
It is as hot like you’re on the sun


Baseball is a crazy sport
It is as loud as a semi-truck horn
It is as fun as going to wild adventures
It is as intense as playing in a poker game


Baseball is a smart sport
It is as competitive as a war
It is as green as trees
It is as brown as a wooden baseball bat