Double barrel shotgun
I have two shotguns
In my home
They’re stored in a safe
With a metal gun case
I live in an area that’s wooded
Somewhat secluded
And if there is ever any trouble
Just go out on the balcony
And fire a warning
All I need is
Those shotguns..
You don’t need a flamethrower
You don’t need a tank
You don’t need an AR15
To scare those thugs away
Oh, you don’t a grenade launcher
You don’t need a M15
There’s only one thing you need to do
To keep those thugs away from me-e-e-ee-ee
Fire two blasts
Outside the house
Buy a shotgun

Buy a shotgun
You don’t need a machine gun
You don’t need 30 rounds
Buy a shotgun
Buy a double barrel shotgun
Americans could be killed
By a drone
Don’t feel very safe in your home
Say it isn’t so-o
Americans could be killed by a drone
In a café, in San Francisco












Calm down senator
You’re trying to say
We would kill people in cafes
It’s simply false
Oh yes
It’s simply false we don’t wanna blow up the café
Hey,
I’m not that bad
Please don’t kill me
We will not kill you
Will you drop a missile on Jane Fonda?
No, we won’t blow up Jane Fonda.
Americans could be killed
In their home
The government agency is building a one million square foot complex
In Utah
It will host phone call and email data
This is not our place to decide
Our government needs to decide
So..
They sit there with the numbers
And they can play all day long
What the heck is going on
Fire two blasts
Whoa
What the heck is going on?
Americans could be killed
By a shotgun, by a drone
By a flamethrower
At the NSA
Whoa
Wh-whoa
They sit there, they have the numbers,
And they can play all day long
What the heck is going on?
Hey!
I don’t know?
Woohoo?
Oh…