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Constipation
May 23, 2019
Two dollars is all it takes
a simple shake it to make it.
Your purse is upside down,
pushing and wriggling,
yet only two pennies fall.
Those pennies are butt air.
© Ashley W., Port Charlotte, FL
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Erm, it's about needing to poop really bad but you can't, you have a lot of poop and only air comes out, pennies worth about 2 cents in comparison to the 2 dollars worth of poop.