I met a man today
He was tall as bamboo trees
And when I asked him about his height,
He said please just go away
I took a step back, 
To think of what he said,
And When I finally looked at him,
I thought about his head.

I met a man today
Who had a head like a watermelon.
When he nodded I heard the water in it sway,
And I asked him about his head,
"go away" he motioned. 
I took a step back, 
To think of what he said,
And when I finally looked at him, 
I thought about his beard.

I met a man today
Who had a beard like a woven forest
And when I asked about it,
He just pleaded please just go away.
I could tell he didn't want me here,
So finally I said okay.