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You, An Actress
You, an Atheist, embody the
values of the Three Wise Men,
and though you wish they were
called Plato, Aristotle, and Vergil,
they remain futilely nameless,
idle like the Carpenter, himself
You, an anti-feminist, embody
the values of the women in my
life. Not Roosevelt, Clinton, and
Friedan; You resemble Maria,
Rosa, and Amalia. It's your
mental heritage, pendeja.
You, an anti-pragmatist, embody
the values of your illegitimate
children. Not Oprah, Castro, or
Hercules. Time-wasting, pita-
eating, boring piece of s***.
Delphinum natare doces.
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