Dear boys with ponytails,

why do you think tying your hair into a ponytail makes you amusing?

To me its not worth making others laugh if its your appearance your abusing.



I appreciate boys who have long hair and need them.

Not boys who wear them like a unicorn horn for their peers,

in-order to please them.


You may not care at all for my opinion, but don’t forget,

every picture you take of your foolish unicorn horn ponytail,

that you think is funny and post online, your future employers will see them.

They might not be impressed with your immaturity.

They might look past your playful, childlike, purity.

They might only see the foolishness behind the pictures you took.

They might just decide not to hire you, dear boys with ponytails.

Sorry.